{"product_id":"clark","title":"Clark","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💚Created in 2023💚 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_a9zs\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"_ap3a _aaco _aacu _aacx _aad7 _aade\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing Clark the Carnivorous Polar Bear, a cuddly-turned-carnivore creation with an appetite for chilling pranks. Clark's peculiar journey began when he accidentally stumbled into a creep-themed tea party for teddy bears, mistaking bubbling blood for tea. Now his colossal gore-smeared grin is salivating endlessly for hunted flesh. A weird and funny fact about Clark? He moonlights as a yeti impersonator in his spare time, often lurking in snowy forests and startling hikers with his monstrous charm before he strikes. His other favorite food? Fish sticks, which he gnaws on with the gusto of a true Arctic carnivore, leaving a trail of frozen fright wherever he goes!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Royally Creepy Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47551265472666,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0461\/3675\/4330\/files\/375990239_325901506474939_3004018096759932462_n_17954479349655829.jpg?v=1772917827","url":"https:\/\/www.royallycreepycreations.com\/products\/clark","provider":"Royally Creepy Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}