{"product_id":"slommy","title":"Slommy","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e💚2025💚\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Slommy 🦥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI didn’t get a chance to give this violently charming Creep a proper photo shoot before he was adopted at a local event. 💚 So please excuse these hasty glamour shots. 📸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore about Slommy:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLIKES: Long naps between crimes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDISLIKES: Those who interrupt nap time with cries for help.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFAVORITE SNACK: Cold cuts. The fresher the better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHOBBIES: Axe-throwing meditation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFUN FACT: He can’t run. Doctor says it’s “chronic sloth with homicidal tendencies syndrome.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreep orders\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare wrapped in our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esignature packaging and includes an adoption certificate with backstory. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a stuffed toy that was upcycled, re-designed and hand crafted into something unique\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eby Royally Creepy Creations.  This is a one of a kind creation that you can’t get anywhere else.  This is intended to be a creepy art piece.  Any distressing, cracking, discoloring, etc. are considered intentional and add character and originality to to the art piece. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: Liquid Latex has been used in the creation process.  Please avoid purchasing for yourself if you have a latex allergy.  This creation is for display purposes only. This is NOT a toy. There may be small parts that could be a choking hazard if they were to come loose. Please keep creation out of reach of all children and all pets. Please use this creation responsibly. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Royally Creepy Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47556351885466,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0461\/3675\/4330\/files\/17870148705461284.jpg?v=1773012487","url":"https:\/\/www.royallycreepycreations.com\/products\/slommy","provider":"Royally Creepy Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}