Meet Batty Betty! Batty Betty's personality is well... pretty batty. But we'd be batty too if we couldn't see and our wings were rotting away and rendering them useless. So we don't blame Betty's outlandish behavior. So what if she enjoys putting her feet up, listening to old soap opera shows on full blast, smearing herself in mayonnaise and munching on maggot laced popcorn. I know it sounds tempting to join her... but don't try... she will bite your fingers off. Or do whatever you wish... but you can't say say we didn't warn you.
