Meet Sailor (and her pal, Bear). Sailor & Bear were mesmerizing dancers at the Creepy Circus. They wanted to shed a few more pounds so they could perform their act more gracefully, so they decided to look to the internet for some dieting advice. Sailor thought a diet rich in fish was a brilliant idea because the internet said it was healthy. They bought a van load of cheap fish from a shady clown in a back alley then ate the fish for every meal. Well, long story short, Sailor & Bear ended up with radiation poisoning and now they are part of the Circus Freak Show act instead. Moral of the story: don’t trust the internet... or shady clowns... or fish.
