Meet Spencer. Spencer is a very fast and strong infected zombie... (but more about Spencer in a minute.) Lets talk about YOU! Have you been wanting to get in shape lately but havenât had the motivation? Well, todayâs your lucky day! Adopt Spencer and she will try to hunt you down and eat your face, right out of the box! And you know what they say, ânothing burns more calories than running for your life!â đ Youâre welcome. . âŒïžDisclaimer: In case you didnât catch on to the sarcasm, Spencer is not actually a legitimate fitness plan. I am not a licensed Dietitian, nor fitness expert, nor medical doctor. Adopting Spencer does not guarantee any improvements to your fitness, health or well being. Always consult with your own medical doctor before starting any fitness program to determine what kind of program best suits your needs. Also, I canât guarantee how Spencer will actually behave once you receive her in the mail. Please understand that you are Adopting Spencer at your own risk! Ive said everything I need to say now so I donât get sued. Be kind. Have fun. Please & Thank you! đđ
